Yes sir, we found us a genuine Wheel of Cheese at a tiny all-goods market in Vermont, and we figure it's just too damned good to keep to ourselves. So we put it online -- that way, whether you're nibbling Neufchatel in Normandy or munching on Munster in Madison, you can sign on and spin the wheel, and see where your fortune lies! At last, a cheese-related game that anyone can play!

So go on, it's simple. Just click on the button, and we'll spin you off to visit one of our Fabulous Friends in Fromage. If you don't see the wheel, then you probably just don't have enough faith. (Either that, or you need to get the Shockwave plug-in -- that'd also mess things up.) So what are you waiting for? Carpe Queso: Seize the Cheese!