The Curious Hat is an unusal sort of fortune-teller. Readers of tarot cards, tea leaves, crystal balls, entrails, ink blots and wax spatters try to tell you what the future will hold and let you make decisions about how to overcome your difficulties. Not the Curious Hat. The Curious Hat knows what the future holds for you and knows that you don't really want to know. What you really want to know is what to do about it.

And that's what the Curious Hat tells you - what to do. Concentrate on the problem you face, reach into the Curious Hat, and do what it tells you to. We can't guarantee that the Curious Hat will solve all your problems... but we can promise that your life will be a good deal more exciting.

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What people are saying about the Curious Hat:

"But I don't like chocolate ice cream!" - Melanie Stowell

"Say, isn't that my hat?" - Ethan Zuckerman

"If I'd had the Curious Hat, I'd never have lost to Bill Clinton" - George Bush

"The Curious Hat is a matter of great strategic importance and I cannot discuss it further" - General Colin Powell

"This... this means something. This is big. This is -- my god, the possibilities are -- I -- er... uh... hang on a minute..." - Daniel Beck

"Eggs." - Salvador Dali

"You've got 200 more cgi scripts to write - why the $%#!!! are you wasting your time on this?" - Bo Peabody