DISCLAIMER: This is not real. This is a joke. I am not a psychologist. I am not related to Dr. Rorschach. You might find useful advice or observations about your personality. You are more likely to find mediocre humor. So don't complain, and for God's sake, don't sue anyone. We don't need more of that.

Look at the inkblot. Stare into the inkblot. What does it remind you of? Think carefully. Then select your answer from the list below.

Fire ants chomping at my brain
Bridesmaids
Beautiful naked women