Tease My Hair . . . . . . . With new Quicktime movies!

"I tried to kick Daniel, but his hair was too thick." -- Melanie Stowell

Through the miracle of modern communications technology, my hair is now internationally available. Thrill, as thousands have before you, to the joy of teasing my hair, knowing that there's no way I'm going to get it down to a manageable size again short of a judicious application of corn syrup. You'll laugh as small children mistake me for a clown! You'll cry as I duck to get through doorways! You'll be amazed by the sheer wind resistance of that enormous mass of hair! Try it now! You won't be sorry!

Tease My Hair is entirely Daniel Beck's fault.