Dahling! So glad you could make it! This party has been a crashing bore without you. The room is full of vice and the guests have yet to indulge. Would you be a dear and do the introductions? (You'll need the Shockwave plug-in to play.)

Click here to join the party . . .

(This game is 113k in size - it will take 1-2 minutes
to download on a 28.8 modem. Warning: WebTV does not
support Shockwave games.)

(If you don't do Shockwave, or you're in a hurry,
you can get the dish on all the celebrities here.)