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Heard any good jokes lately?
Surely you know at least one world-class knee-slapper, rib-tickler, or gut-buster. If you've always secretly longed to share your wacky, daffy, zany, loony humorous side with your fellow Tripod members, here's your big chance!
To get you started, check out the most recent "Guffaws of the Week"; these are the three jokes which elicited the most staff cackles last week. The yucksters who sent these into Tripod will receive a limited edition "Tools for Life" wrench-shaped ink pen....oooooooh!
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Last Week's Guffaw
Bustamante: There is a good looking girl in an elevator
riding to the 35th floor. When a man enters the elevator on the 5th
floor, she rips off her clothes and throws them in the corner
and says...
"Make me feel like a real woman!"
The guy then rips off his clothes, throws them on top of hers, and says....
"Here, fold these!!!"
ryman: What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?
A flame thrower!
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Read the semi-finalists for this week so far...and then send us one of your own!
carlos10: Mom and little girl at the toys counter. Christmas rush.
Little girl: "Mom, I want Barbie with G.I. Joe".
Mom: "Sweetie, you know Barbie comes with Ken...".
Little girl: "No, Mom, Barbie FAKES with Ken, Barbie COMES with G.I. Joe!"
IvyQuest: A crowd in ancient Jerusalem was about to pelt a woman with stones for commiting adultury.
Jesus, seeing what is happening, asks the crowd,
"Why do you condemn this woman?"
The crowd shouts back,
"Because she has sinned!"
To this, Jesus replies,
"May the person who has not sinned throw the first stone against this woman!"
The crowd dumbfounded, slowly disperses just as a boulder falls from a nearby mountain & kills the adultrous woman.
Jesus, obviously suprised, looks up & says:
"Aw, Mom!"
listerman: If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what
does an astronaut get?
Missile toe.
morcian: Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations.
Looking for more jokes? Check out the archives...
Got a better one? Here's your chance at stardom:
Each week, jokes which meet Tripod's purely subjective standards of funniness will be published as semi-finalists. What do you get if your joke is chosen? Nothing less than the glory of seeing your winning entry -- and your name -- on the World Wide Web!
But wait, there's more! One winner will be chosen as the "Guffaw of the Week", and we'll send the winning mirthmeister his or her very own Tripod Tools For Life ball-point pen, molded from space-age polymers to look just like a wrench! Hot damn! We know that's got you excited -- so start sending those jokes Tripod-wards!
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