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The Mood Ring is a curious little item. This seemingly innocent, kitschy fashion accessory possesses the mysterious ability to plumb the depths of your soul and predict what mood you're in, or what mood you were in, or what mood you will be in any minute now... or something. We don't understand how it works -- we merely bask in the splendor of its awesome power. Plus, it has that whole Tarantino/Josie and the Pussycats '70s retro-cool thing going for it.
To use the Mood Ring, simply place one hand on the ring (that's right, don't be afraid -- put it right up there on the monitor), and with the other hand, use your mouse to click on it. The Ring will take it from there.

Mood Rings for the Capricious under the sky,
Mood Rings for the Serious in their halls of stone.
Mood Rings for the Melancholy doomed to die,
Mood Rings for the Deep Funk on his dark throne
In the Land of Mood Rings where your Feelings lie.
Mood Rings to rule them all, Mood Rings to find them,
Mood Rings to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mood Rings where your Feelings lie.
(with apologies to J.
R. R. Tolkien)
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