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Weird & Wild Peeps:
Ranging from the gross to the downright naughty.
FIRST PRIZE
herm42:
My friend Dorothy and I love Peeps. In fact, wierd as it may seem, just
about everyone I know loves Peeps. Well, Dorothy is a silly, silly
person. And in high school, her favorite word to inject into any
conversation, her response to every question asked of her, was decidedly
always and consistantly..."poop". Don't ask me why. But that one word
spawned infectious giggling and even more silliness. So, one Easter, I
was gnawing on a yellow chick peep and admiring the purple and yellow box,
and I just happened to be thinking about my buddy Dorothy at the same
time, and well....that's when it hit me. I got a fresh box of Peeps, put
a double boiler on the stove and started experimenting with different
types of chocolate chips, powdered sugar and food coloring. At long last,
after quite a long time spent in the kitchen, and an even longer time
spent trying to match the purple and yellow of the box with some tempra
paints, I sealed up my creation in plastic wrap, and Voila! Poops were
born! I brought in three boxes of Poops and shared them with all of my
Peep loving freaky friends, and indeed, the Poops are one of our fondest
memories of both High School and Peeps alike.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
mom2two:
Smashing Peeps!!! Every Easter it is a family tradition to smash peeps. Each family member takes a Peep (chicks are preferred over bunnies), sticks it on a doorjam, and smashes it with a fist. It is really funny to see the little brown eyes smashed around the peep's face. For variation we eat parts of the peep prior to afixing to the doorjam. Especially funny is to bite off the peep butt, afix to doorjam, and smash.
jeanvar:
WOMAN TO WOMAN ABOUT PEEPS
Take a PEEP in the morning to start your day'
Throw the coffee and cigarettes away.
when your bed partner begins to snore,
A PEEP in each nostril will silence the roar.
Do you have so many kids you don't know what to do?
Well, a PEEP between the legs works for birth control too.
Is diarea what's keeping you down?
You can plug up various holes with PEEPS around.
Just say it's that time of the month and no tampon,
A PEEP or two will get the job done.
Sad because another woman has prettier hair?
She won't with a few PEEPS smeared in there.
Trading PEEPS with dates can set the mood right,
And PEEPS do not lose their flavor on the bedpost at night.
McLemore_A:
Playboy Bunny Peeps - A Young Boy's Fantasy!
In the 5th grade, I was actually paddled because I created peeps of another kind. I discovered in biology class that two bunny peeps could become one well-endowed Playboy Bunny Peep. All the guys loved 'em! (Mrs. Wallace did not.)
To make chicks from bunnies, follow these steps:
1. Remove the nose dot from the one to become the Playboy Bunny Peep.
2. Move the remaining two eye dots straight down to the level where the nose was. This is a key step!
3. Turn the bunny upside down so the ears are pointing down. These are now the Playboy Bunny's legs. Oh, yeah!
4. Finish the beauty by taking the dots from another peep and adding them to the center of the large round area which is now the Playboy Bunny's head. What a face to behold.
If one imagines a '60's boiuffant hairstyle, you can plainly see a lovely naked lady with killer figure. Take it from me, these bunnies became chicks!! I can't help thinking of Mrs. Wallace each time I see one.
LadySid:
Last year at the beginning of spring break my best friend gave my boyfriend and me a basket for Easter, it was huge, too many chocolate confections for two people to eat at one sitting. So we thanked her and that night went to the task of separating the candy amongst ourselves, since I don't really like Peeps;(I have had a terrible experience with them) I agreed that he would get the Peeps. Later that night after gorging on tons of Easter candy My boyfriend and I retired to the bedroom. To my surprise my boyfriend took a box of purple bunny Peeps with him. That night while making love I found myself with Peep pasties; and since they are sticky in the center no glue was needed to apply them. My boyfriend found Peeps quite an aphrodisiac.
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