SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM EVEL KNIEVEL
State of the Union got you down? You're not alone. Evel's mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore. So listen up, folks: Mr. Knievel's got a few things to say, and he's about as serious as a 30-day coma...
(Looking for advice? Click here for Evel's latest.)
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Evel on Clinton, the presidency, and politicians |
Anyone with any sense would have voted for Ross Perot. Instead they voted for Bill Clinton. They got a two-bit trick in a worldly whorehouse, is all they got. They got what they deserved, those who voted him in. Now let 'em live with it. This guy is the president of the United States who turned himself into a whoremonger. I tell you how bad he is, he gives [sex] a bad name! We need to straighten this country out or we're going to lose it. The system has failed, and it fails more every day because of the greed and the money paid by dishonest people. Lobbyists. Who would pay $50 million to run for an office that paid $200,000 a year if there wasn't greed and mistrust and lying and cheating involved, and under-the-table money? Wake up America! Jesus Christ, wake up before it's too late. The politicians are going to destroy us! |
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Evel on Congress --->
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Please note: Tripod, like most citizens of the Spaceship Earth, is in awe of Evel Knievel, his life, and his hard-earned position in American culture. However, neither Tripod nor its parent company, Lycos, Inc., necessarily share, espouse, or agree with the viewpoints expressed by Mr. Knievel, or any other Tripod columnist. (While we're at it, and to be perfectly candid, we are also fairly certain we don't agree with most of the viewpoints expressed by our high school teachers, parents, parole officers, therapists, and career bureaucrats employed by the United Nations.)
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